Halloween Tragedy...A sweet family of cold cereal is brutally...

killed. They were brought home in a value pack from the happiest place on Earth, WalMart, by a seemingly kind and smily customer, only to each suffer excruciating deaths. We now go to the questioning of this ferocious villian. These are his own words...So first I ripped them open and then dropped their poor little innocent insides from a tall height into a bowl far below. Those that survived the fall, I then drowned with milk and before the remains could get soggy I ate them with my big white incisors. (From right to left) I burned Jack with a candle lighter. Smack's corpse I filled with firecrackers and bottle rockets and then blew it to smitherines. To Tucan Sam I ran over with my minivan and then stomped violently into the gravel. To his brother I hung from a tree with a rope and a noose. Jack's twin I put in a sellar and fed him nothing but chocolate; the next day's headlines in the Lewisburg Daily read "Jack's twin: Death by Chocolate." Tony wasn't feeling so Greeeeat! when I stuck a skewer through his eye and it came out his Daily Recommended Allowance label. They say to keep plastic away from children. Well, I found out that goes for tigers too, they don't do well without air. Snap, Crackle and Pop were done singing their tune when they were impaled by not one, but two dull, red plastic knifes. So you might ask, who committed these savage offenses...none else but the famed CEREAL KILLER!! (click on pic for a close up of the murder scene)